Episode 036 :: "Arie is a Wanker" (or "Form Beige Voltron!")

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episodes Eleven & Twelve)

Any goodwill Arie created for himself last week was pretty much burnt to the ground this week as he finished up the season by proving that he's not only the most boring Bachelor contestant but maybe the most horrible as well. (As bad as Juan Pablo? Maybe!)

We wrap up this fourth season of Bros Before Rose by giving our commentary on Arie's proposal to and breakup with Becca, his pursuit and eventual proposal to Lauren and, of course, the announcement of Becca as the new Bachelorette!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 035 :: Peruvian Crop Circles & Things That Make Arie Say "Yeah"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episodes Nine & Ten)

It's The Women Tell All AND the Overnight Dates all in one!!! We watched SO much Bachelor this week so you didn't have to and our recap is WAY more entertaining than these shows. (Though you should watch The Women Tell All cuz it was actually pretty good!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 034 :: Kendall's Build-a-Rat Workshop!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Eight)

Well, the title says it all, doesn't it? It was maybe the most boring episode of The Bachelor we've ever seen, but the bros and their wives make it fun by recapping the crap out of this snooze fest! Plus, get Matt and Jeff's thoughts on Justice League! (Because, why not?)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 033 :: Leg Wraps Don't Lead to Roses!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Seven)

Ciao, friends! We're in Italy this week and we're butchering the Italian accent! Join the Bros and their wives as we learn...

• That Arie can drive a car!
• That four dates is too many!
• That our usual Bachelor formulas may not apply here!
• That crying does not save you from getting sent home!
• That Arie wants ALL the cheese and meats!
• That our show is more exciting than The Bachelor!

Check it out, plus... Matt and Jeff revisit old Homestar Runner characters because... why not?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 032 :: Our Favorite Goodbye!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Six)

We're off to Paris, France and we have the bad accents to prove it! But that's okay! We may have bad accents, but at least we're not as boring as Arie! 

Check it out, plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 031 :: "Ft. Lauderdale: Why, God, Why?"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Five)

First of all, let us say that we actually did get the interview we've been promising and it's with none other than former Bachelorette/BIP contestant, JACK STONE!!! But, it was SO good, we're going to post it as its own episode this Thursday! (Jack gave us a TON of juicy info!!!)

For tonight's episode... Matt gives Ft. Lauderdale many, many slogans to choose from and Jeff tries to explain what Krystal meant when she said she was "investing in herself!" (Seriously... don't watch the show. Just listen to us!)

Plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 030 :: Eatin' Worms & Drinkin' Pee!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Four)

We're back... all of us! For the first time in a few weeks, the whole team is back in the same room as we dissect the idiocy of another week of The Bachelor! 

Unfortunately, due to a scheduling snafu, the interview we promised did not take place this week. HOWEVER, we have rescheduled and will be featuring a former Bachelor Nation contestant on our next episode! (We promise... this interview will SLAY!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 029 :: Ari Is A Dummy

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Three)

This is the most "bros" of all of our episodes as Shara is off being a parent and Stacy is popping in and out while taking care of the twins! But, don't you worry! Matt and Jeff have you covered with emails from fans, new reviews and all of their insights into this latest episode of The Bachelor!

Don't forget to check back in next week as we'll have a KILLER INTERVIEW with a former contestant from Bachelor Nation!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 028 :: Krystal is the Worst!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Two)

This week on the show, we're missing Stacy as she watches after the twins while Matt, Jeff and Shara tear apart this episode of The Bachelor and make statements like...

• We should change the subtitle of our show to "Men Who Watch The Bachelor... So You Don't Have To!"
• Krystal is the worst!
• Ari makes out with girls so they can't ask for more jewelry!
• Ari looks GOOD in a motorcycle jacket! (That one was all Jeff!)
• Bunny rabbits can scream!
• We should really learn the rules to this show!
• Bibiana is equally crazy AND awesome!
• Demolition Derby would be REALLY fun!
• A person who does taxidermy is a "taxidermotologist!" (That one was all Matt!)

All that AND we check in with our resident fact-finder, Abby P; read some emails from listeners; and wonder all kinds of things about taxidermy!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 027 :: Off to the Races! (And Other Bad Puns)

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode One)

The Bachelor is BACK and so is Bros Before Rose! We've got a whole new season going on and, on this episode, Matt and Jeff along with Stacy and Shara (and even a few friends!) walk you through the premiere episode and ALL of the stupid racing puns!

Tune in and find answers to questions like...

• How do you say Ari's last name?
• How many Laurens are too many Laurens?
• Why doesn't Ari have any sense of discernment? (Like... at all!)
• What is the biggest lie told on this show?
• If you're really into playing the ukulele while sitting in a tree serenading a seal that is the victim of taxidermy, do you really have any business being on this show? 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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