Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Five and Six)

Dean is the worst. (We even turned him into a curse-word!) If saying that here isn't very convincing, listen to this episode to learn why he's the worst as well as:

Why Jack Stone is less creepy with a blindfold on!
Why it's totally natural for Christen to lead with her V card! (Hint: It's not!)
How Jasmine is incredibly mature and able to move on from situations without fixating on them at all! (Hint: She's not!)
Why it's CRAZY that Matt is stealing girls in Paradise!
How "Scallop Fingers" might be the dumbest nickname ever!
The acrostic that the letters in Dean's name make!
Also, an idea for a new Etsy shop! (Cross Stitch Acrostics. anyone???)
Why it's INSANE that Sarah and Alexis went home while Lacey and Jasmine are still there!
Why, even though Dean is pretty much the worst person ever, Kristina has to take some responsibility for the situation!
Why Daniel's unpredictability is amazing!
How Canadia is, apparently, not a place.
How Daniel being the result of intercourse between a Mexican wrestler and a Teletubby makes more sense than anything he's ever said!
Why we can't understand the appeal of the Tickle Monster!

PLUS... a new Fan of the Week, emails from fans and a brand new Instagram contest that could get YOU on the show next week!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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