Episode 035 :: Peruvian Crop Circles & Things That Make Arie Say "Yeah"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episodes Nine & Ten)

It's The Women Tell All AND the Overnight Dates all in one!!! We watched SO much Bachelor this week so you didn't have to and our recap is WAY more entertaining than these shows. (Though you should watch The Women Tell All cuz it was actually pretty good!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 034 :: Kendall's Build-a-Rat Workshop!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Eight)

Well, the title says it all, doesn't it? It was maybe the most boring episode of The Bachelor we've ever seen, but the bros and their wives make it fun by recapping the crap out of this snooze fest! Plus, get Matt and Jeff's thoughts on Justice League! (Because, why not?)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 033 :: Leg Wraps Don't Lead to Roses!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Seven)

Ciao, friends! We're in Italy this week and we're butchering the Italian accent! Join the Bros and their wives as we learn...

• That Arie can drive a car!
• That four dates is too many!
• That our usual Bachelor formulas may not apply here!
• That crying does not save you from getting sent home!
• That Arie wants ALL the cheese and meats!
• That our show is more exciting than The Bachelor!

Check it out, plus... Matt and Jeff revisit old Homestar Runner characters because... why not?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 032 :: Our Favorite Goodbye!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Six)

We're off to Paris, France and we have the bad accents to prove it! But that's okay! We may have bad accents, but at least we're not as boring as Arie! 

Check it out, plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 031 :: "Ft. Lauderdale: Why, God, Why?"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Five)

First of all, let us say that we actually did get the interview we've been promising and it's with none other than former Bachelorette/BIP contestant, JACK STONE!!! But, it was SO good, we're going to post it as its own episode this Thursday! (Jack gave us a TON of juicy info!!!)

For tonight's episode... Matt gives Ft. Lauderdale many, many slogans to choose from and Jeff tries to explain what Krystal meant when she said she was "investing in herself!" (Seriously... don't watch the show. Just listen to us!)

Plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 030 :: Eatin' Worms & Drinkin' Pee!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Four)

We're back... all of us! For the first time in a few weeks, the whole team is back in the same room as we dissect the idiocy of another week of The Bachelor! 

Unfortunately, due to a scheduling snafu, the interview we promised did not take place this week. HOWEVER, we have rescheduled and will be featuring a former Bachelor Nation contestant on our next episode! (We promise... this interview will SLAY!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 029 :: Ari Is A Dummy

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Three)

This is the most "bros" of all of our episodes as Shara is off being a parent and Stacy is popping in and out while taking care of the twins! But, don't you worry! Matt and Jeff have you covered with emails from fans, new reviews and all of their insights into this latest episode of The Bachelor!

Don't forget to check back in next week as we'll have a KILLER INTERVIEW with a former contestant from Bachelor Nation!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 028 :: Krystal is the Worst!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Two)

This week on the show, we're missing Stacy as she watches after the twins while Matt, Jeff and Shara tear apart this episode of The Bachelor and make statements like...

• We should change the subtitle of our show to "Men Who Watch The Bachelor... So You Don't Have To!"
• Krystal is the worst!
• Ari makes out with girls so they can't ask for more jewelry!
• Ari looks GOOD in a motorcycle jacket! (That one was all Jeff!)
• Bunny rabbits can scream!
• We should really learn the rules to this show!
• Bibiana is equally crazy AND awesome!
• Demolition Derby would be REALLY fun!
• A person who does taxidermy is a "taxidermotologist!" (That one was all Matt!)

All that AND we check in with our resident fact-finder, Abby P; read some emails from listeners; and wonder all kinds of things about taxidermy!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 027 :: Off to the Races! (And Other Bad Puns)

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode One)

The Bachelor is BACK and so is Bros Before Rose! We've got a whole new season going on and, on this episode, Matt and Jeff along with Stacy and Shara (and even a few friends!) walk you through the premiere episode and ALL of the stupid racing puns!

Tune in and find answers to questions like...

• How do you say Ari's last name?
• How many Laurens are too many Laurens?
• Why doesn't Ari have any sense of discernment? (Like... at all!)
• What is the biggest lie told on this show?
• If you're really into playing the ukulele while sitting in a tree serenading a seal that is the victim of taxidermy, do you really have any business being on this show? 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 012 :: The Final Rose LIVE!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Twelve)

 This is it! The big season finale of The Bachelor! Did Nick find love? Did he choose Raven or Vanessa? And is that person the winner or the loser? The Bros got together with 30 or 40 of their closest friends (including several winners from our social media contests!) for a Final Rose Viewing Party and found answers to these questions (and more!):

- Has Nick been on The Bachelor before? (It wasn't clear.)

- Why does Vanessa always seem like she's just figuring out how this show works?

- Does Nick have an elvish heritage?

- What happens when everyone in Finland starts crying at the same time?

- Is that what made Santa Claus show up?

- When did The Bachelor potentially "jump the shark?"

- Do Nick and Neil Lane hang out in the free time now that they're clearly BFFs?

- Does Raven take a stiletto to Nick's face?

- Did the surprise start to Rachel's season of The Bachelorette already ruin it?

Plus, our thoughts on Nick's final choice and an announcement about whether or not we'll be back next season! (HINT: We will!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Episode 011 :: The Women Tell All... At The Same Time!!!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Eleven)

That's right... ONE day, TWO episodes! It's The Women Tell All... or "most" as Jeff pointed out. Matt and Jeff try to make sense of the chaos of this brouhaha and make some provide a critical analysis of situations and confrontations including:

- Chris Harrison finally earning his paycheck by playing referee to the craziness!

- Corinne fighting with Taylor fighting with Corinne fighting with Taylor fighting with...

- Wondering who, exactly, is Elizabeth? (We have no recollection of this person.)

- Seeing another side to Liz! (These girls really love her!)

- The compare/contrast of Kristina and everything else going on here.

- Corrine's masterful manipulation of Taylor and the audience.

- Alexis' constant surprise and delight to find that she's on TV! (We love her!)

- Wondering who, exactly, is Lacey? (We have no recollection of this person.)

- The realization that we all want a Raquel in our lives!

Plus, the guys pick their favorite bloopers from the season and get excited about Rachel's future as The Bachelorette!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Episode 010 :: "Beware the Finlandian Romper!"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Ten)

After last week's short, uneventful episode (of The Bachelor, not Bros Before Rose... we were still awesome!), Nick Viall and Co are back in the freezing cold tundra of Finland with progressively more torturous dates leading to the final two Fantasy Suite overnights. In this episode of the podcast...

- Matt points out what's wrong with the name of our Finnish locale!

- The group bemoans Raven's ridiculous romcom musical montage and the loss of any semblance of subtly!

- Everyone makes fun of cross-country skiing (except for Stacy... who used to be a cross-country skier)!

- Jeff averts his eyes as Nick's shorts get shorter than ever (and tighter too)!

- Nick gets an emoji named after him!

- Shara coins the phrase "Finlandian Romper" as she pinpoints the moment she knew Rachel was going home. (Though we're pretty sure the word is "Finnish.")

Also, we announce the winners of our "Final Rose Viewing Party Contest!"

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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