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Episode 049 :: Jock Straps & Whale Tails

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Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Two & Three)

Four hours of BiP??? Holy moly, we've got a lot to get through! But the Bros are here for you and this week we deliver commentary on all the crazy BiP antics! Here are just a few of the questions we address this week:

  • Can you both dislike Colton and agree with him at the same time?
  • What is 3BD? (Hint: It's a newly-diagnosed disorder specific to BiP!)
  • How many ridiculous ways can you misspell Analeighsee? (That's one of them!)
  • Is "The Goose" going to continue to be a thing? Can't we just send him home?
  • How do you say "crazy" in Japanese?
  • Exactly how many "looks" does Jordan have?
  • How does one clap their hands with their eyes?
  • What's the point of a jock strap?
  • Which BiP male contestant (!) seems to be showing off a whale-tail at one point???
  • How did Mr. Rogers get dragged into the Bachelor franchise?
  • Finally... did Jordan just give the greatest monologue in Bachelor history???

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Episode review begins at 29:21!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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